What Flamenco Is Not
It’s not a pink bird.
You would think this goes without saying, but it’s amazing how many people say flamingo when they want to describe Spanish music or dance. In the minds of these people there must be some connection between a tropical wading bird and Andalucian gypsy music, but one can only speculate as to what that connection could possibly be. Perhaps if I can convince my therapist to increase my medication, I will begin to understand what this flamingo business is all about.
But let’s not be too harsh on the general public because a lot of the blame for these strange ideas has to go to inferior definitions like this;
“The word flamenco is derived from association with flamingos. The movements made during the dance are likened to those made by the elegant bird.” Yes! This is real quote and comes from this website. pilotguides.com
Duh! Talk about clueless. Even the Encarta dictionary spreads this sort of silliness. Through a bizarre twist of logic, the old Dutch word “Vlaming” (with a presumed Latin root) is touted as being theoretically responsible for two completely different words, flamingo and flamenco. Consequently, the phonetic similarity of the two words lingers on as a linguistic curse we cannot escape from.
The most unfortunate aspect of all this is that once someone has learned to say something one way, it sticks for life. Example: I know some adults who say “sumfink” instead of “something”. The flamingo – flamenco anomaly is a bit like the sloppy street language that passes for English in some chat rooms and message forums. im shure u no wot i meen.
In the real world, flamingo still means a pink tropical bird and can never mean anything else. To my dismay, I have discovered there is no point in trying to educate someone to say flamenco instead of flamingo. My best advice is to just take a deep breath and walk the other way because you’re in the wrong neighborhood. A flamingo is very pretty, I’ll grant you that, but it doesn’t have a clue about dancing in compás. I’ve often wondered what it tastes like.
Feeling hungry: Check out this recipe for Boiled Flamingo
Random Quotes I found on the Web
Sam learned flamingo guitar at the knee of his Cuban grandfather …
great fun with flamingo guitar (CD review) …
It has an old world flamingo flavor that puts you into the streets of Madrid (CD review) …
while the flamingo guitar plays softly …
a splash of flamingo guitar, and captivating rhythms (CD review) …
Hobbies: Skiing, reading, jogging and flamingo guitar …
has a Hawaiian flavor with a flamingo guitar riff.
I can’t remember the last time I heard a gypsy refer to a flamenco falseta as a “lick” or a “riff”.
Excuse me while I turn off my wah wah pedal.
I’m sorry. I don’t get out much. Gosh! I only recently discovered what a power chord is.
Now I know why “tuff” musicians in noisy bands sling their guitars down around their groin.
Still confused?
Please listen closely. |
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Flamingo | Flamenco |
Get it straight – It’s FLAMENCO | |
Don’t be a goose ALL your life |
Extract from Ship of Fools by Hieronymous Bosch (1450 – 1516)
Is this Old Flamenco?
Subjectivity is what it all about
What flamenco is or is not will always remain a matter for debate between music lovers who have no experience with traditional flamenco, and those who know a little more about the subject and are therefore able to see the wider picture.
The role that misinformation plays in the big wide uninformed world is clearly one of perpetuating myths and illusions. Because venue operators are often part of the uninformed public, it seems that any form of Latin dance music will do in a restaurant or dance club situation where “flamenco” is required or expected. There’s not a whole lot you can do about the general public’s perception of flamenco. We just have to learn to live with it. Boo Hoo. It’s OK, I’ll get over it.
Two types of flamenco fusion
There are two types of flamenco “fusion” or flamenco “pop”.
Type one fusion
The first comes from within the flamenco community itself and expresses itself as genuine flamenco artists experimenting with new ideas. The idea of mixing different musical styles with flamenco is not new. Sabicas played with a jazz saxophonist in the 30s. He also recorded an album called Rock Encounter with Joe Beck in 1966. Carlos Montoya recorded with a jazz quartet in the 50s. In more recent times, Paco de Lucía played with jazz musicians such as Santana, Al Di Meola, John McLaughlin and Chick Corea. The Flamenco-Jazz connection has been highlighted in a various artists compilation album called “SOLEÁ – A Flamenco-Jazz Fantasy“
People who show off their Gipsy Kings CDs as the sum total of their flamenco collection are unlikely to recognize too many of the artists on this list. Flamenco fans, especially the younger generation who are actively involved in the art form, will always be tolerant of new ideas and experiments which stretch the boundaries of tradition. It’s these young flamenco artists of today, itchy to express themselves in new ways, who are likely to form the punk, pop, or blues flamenco bands of tomorrow.
Type two fusion
The second type of fusion includes the artists mentioned on the chart below. It is this genre, if you can call it that, that is the most confusing as it embraces many styles and encompasses many alien ideas about what flamenco is. To get some idea of what the general public thinks, just start up your favorite file sharing client and enter the word ‘flamenco’ in the search box. You will find a dazzling array of Mp3’s on people’s hard drives from all sorts of artists that are wrongly listed as “CATEGORY: Flamenco”, or have the word flamenco in the title. I found Miles Davis, Andreas Segovia, Los Lobos and The Eagles to name just a few. Actually Hotel California sounds pretty good in a rumba style, but…..well, you know what I’m going to say….it’s just not, that’s all.
References to flamenco music can also be found in the pop music of The Cure, Queen, The Doors and Bryan Adams. The Bryan Adams song, “Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman,” is significant for the unmistakable playing of Paco de Lucía. Needless to say, if you are new to flamenco and are searching the non flamenco CD shops on the Internet in the hope of buying some genuine flamenco, you are pretty much wasting your time unless you really know what you’re looking for. That’s what this page is all about. To know what you’re looking for, you have to know what flamenco is and what it isn’t.
I rest my case
Epilogue
Apart from the obvious promotional brainwashing of record companies, it all comes down to stubborn subjective belief. Am I trying to change the way you think? Hell No! I’m not that stupid. My main point is that those who actually accompany dancers or singers in the traditional flamenco style have no doubt where the definitive boundaries lie. When all is said and done, what I’ve said here is nothing more than a personal perspective. Whether you take it on board or not is entirely up to you.
Other people’s graphics
Listen punk, the Clint Eastwood graphics are from the Clint Eastwood World Wide Web page.
I didn’t steal them if that’s what you think.
They are used here with permission so put your gun away.
The Mariachi “Trio” graphic is from the Mariachi Connection .
Used here with permission.